Barry: Come on! You can walk off all of that on the way there! Rod: But I got the last of their toys! Barry: There’s another Burger King across town. We can get the rest of the toys there! Rod: I forgot to tell you about the Star Trek glasses. Barry: See, another […]

    Rod: What I don’t understand is why humans have seats so close to an IMAX screen. Barry: That’s simple, more seats means more tickets you can sell. Rod: But if it leaves your neck like this, what good is it? They should take the rows in front and put them in the back. […]

Rod: I’m not so sure. For every human that are not so great specimens, you can find one that is the exact opposite. Barry: Okay, go for it. Rod: Well, you’ve named three, so I’m going to name three right up front. How about Christopher Reeve, who worked to raise money to find a way […]

Rod: You know, this is an interesting flavor. Kinda fruity, but there’s something else I can’t identify. Barry: That would be dirt. I can’t believe you took that off the floor and put it in your mouth. Aren’t you worried about germs and stuff? Rod: Nah. It’s all part of learning about the Earth. Barry: […]

Rod: Ok, genius…what makes something a romance language? Barry: The words have to have a flow to them. They have to sound like a beautiful flower. Rod: How can words sound like a flower? You’re talking nonsense. Barry: No, you were talking nonsense to that woman when you tried to woo her with binary. Rod: […]

      <A bit later, Barry arrives at Rod’s tent.> Barry: I should have known. Rod: Hey, I’m just trying to make sure I get in the first show. Barry: But over a week before it opens? I know it’s the big movie for the summer, but aren’t you going too far? <Rod and […]

Rod: Wait…let’s look at this logically. Barry: Hey, just because you are sporting The Spock right now does not mean you can really USE logic! Rod: Anyway…I have an idea. First, look at yourself. That’s a female hair style. Barry: So? I’ve seen lots of guys with long, flowing hair. Rod: Yea, but have you […]

    Rod: Now, why insult me? Barry: Because anyone who is fooled by Bugs’ disguise is as blind as the proverbial Talosian Bat! Rod: But Bugs works on it so well, the talk, the walk….. Barry: The fur so thick it need combing…. Rod: But Bugs is a fast talker! When he gets going, […]

Rod: Or could it be solar flares? Barry: Let me see those listings……………..ROD!!! You did it again! Rod: What do you mean? Barry: Those are not documentaries, they are what humans call soap operas! Rod: Soap operas? I didn’t see any soap on them. Barry: How literal minded can you get??? They are called that […]

Rod: There you go again, making me sound like a coward. Barry: I didn’t say that. I said you are afraid of scary aliens and monsters. Rod: Okay, name me a few and I’ll tell you if I am scared of not. Barry: Okay…….Frankenstein. Rod: Naw….he was too fake and had too many used parts. […]