Rod: How many times do I have to tell you…heirlooms can’t be shared! Barry: I think you’re lying. You’re just being mean. How did you get them anyway? I thought you had to be max level to get those? Rod: I have a maxed out character. Now, shut up and quit being a noob. Barry: […]

  Rod: Yea, these combinations are lame. I was hoping that they would come up with some cool costumes. Barry: I know a good combination! Rod: What? Barry: Mouse ears on Wolverine! Rod: NO! That would be the worst. Barry: Ok, so which Disney character would be good combined with Wolverine? Rod: Hrm…I don’t know…maybe […]

  Rod: Wait…what’s wrong…didn’t like my choice? Barry: What good would it do to change into Britney Spears? Rod: She’s hot! Better looking than Jayna anyway. Barry: What good does that do in a fight? Rod: Well…uh…wait, what about water? What good does that do? Barry: Water is very handy in a fight. I could […]

  Barry: Why not blast the thing? Rod: Barry, your urges to use violence on objects perplexes me. Barry: My urge for protecting myself you mean. Rod: Deflectors at maximum, the meteor will will be redirected now. Barry: WILL YOU STOP WITH THE ACCENT!!! Rod: Fine, but it is illogical for you to shout at […]

  Rod: And what is wrong with rewriting things? Barry: Apparently nothing. Humans seem to be doing it all the time. Rod: I know. It seems like all we are getting at the movies and TV are rewrites and retreads. Barry: What do you mean a retread? Rod: A retread is an old TV show […]

  Barry: Rod, you couldn’t have used it anyway, as they wanted old Earth cars, not spaceships. Rod: Hey, it says Cash for Clunkers, and you can see that bird is a clunker. Barry: From the look of the dome, it looks like it got clunked a few times too many. Rod: Hey, it was […]

  <A few hours later Rod returns> Rod: What a joke! Barry: What do you mean? Rod: Those reality shows are nothing of the sort! Chicks dodged me like I had the flu! Barry: Rod, I could have told you that. Rod: How come? Barry: You didn’t dress like a cop in the reality shows, […]

  Rod: Hey, you did it last time! Barry: Oops! You are right. Sorry about that. Rod: But it would be a perfect IDIC….. Barry: Not really. It would have one thing that kept it from being perfect. Rod: And what is that , oh all knowing of the Universe? Barry: You would be in […]

  Rod: Mouseketeer eh? I guess that explains the ears. Barry: That is my headpiece. It helps me be one with the Mouse. Rod: Better be careful that you don’t become one with a mousetrap. Barry: Oh, unlearned one you do not understand. Rod: What’s to understand? You are running around with a kid’s toy […]

  Barry: Wait a minute…..let’s back up and take another look at this from the beginning. Rod: Mind if I keep looking for the island while we talk? Barry: Be my guest….now, we are looking for the island with two hot girls. Were they alone? Rod: No, they are there with five other people. Barry: […]