Barry: Don’t you get it? The object of the game is to get the money! Rod: Who cares about the money? Look at those models!!! Barry: I know the models are beautiful, but look at all the money they are giving away! Rod: Barry, you are the one, along with everyone else, who doesn’t […]

  Rod: What do you mean by that remark? Barry: Because that is how you look, besides ridiculous! All you need is a Borg implant to look almost like the real thing. Rod: Ridiculous???? Barry: Yeah! No body on this rock wears earbud and a bluetooth at the same time! There isn’t room in their […]

  <A very ill Rod returns in a little while> Barry: Did that help? Rod: Just a little bit, but not much. Barry: I thought after last month’s problem, you had learned your lesson. Rod: Don’t remind me! Barry: You ate all those carrots because of something Bugs Bunny said. Are you EVER going to […]

  Barry: So you would be hard to get? Rod: Of course! Make them work for an answer!! Barry: You’re not hard to get. Rod: What do you mean by that crack? Barry: All it takes is a female just appearing like she’s interested and you are beside her at warp speed! Rod: Am not! […]

Barry: If he did, I’d sure use them! Rod: I would too. Some of these kids have been awful. Barry: No, they’ve been dreadful. Rod: No, they’ve been insane. Barry: No, they’ve been a howling mob! Rod: What really gets me are the parents who take the littlest ones to see Santa, knowing they will […]

  Rod: You keep up this doubting and unbelief and Santa will pass us over! Barry: What do you mean by that? Rod: You apparently didn’t do enough research. Santa only gives gifts to good boys and girls who believe in him. Barry: I didn’t say I didn’t believe in him…. Rod: But you compared […]

  Barry: And why do you say it’s baloney? Rod: Come on, Barry. You’ve got to be kidding me, right? Barry: No, I’m dead serious. Why do you think it’s baloney? Rod: Because no human on this rock has any of the powers needed to know if everyone is naughty or nice. It would take […]

  Barry: You know, you really get into Earth customs. Rod: Why, thank you, Rod. Barry: But you keep going overboard when you do! Rod: Why do you say that? Barry: These costumes! Look on the TV. You don’t see folks dressing up for their feast with their family! Rod: You saw the Earth kids […]

  Rod: How did you confuse Children of the Corn and the Brady Bunch? Barry: Very easily! Both bunches of kids seem so mindless! Rod: How is that? Barry: They worry about the most useless things! Rod: Like what? Barry: Like clubs, games, dating, and stuff like that. Rod: But how can you compare that […]

  <Rod flips the channel> Barry: Hey, leave it there for a minute. Rod: Why? It’s just an episode of Star Trek that you’ve seen before. Barry: I know, but I want to show you something. These two characters are more entertaining that Beavis & Butthead. Rod: Sitting and watching an old spacecraft rust is […]