Barry: Rod, you don’t understand. We need that fiber for our digestive systems to work properly. Rod: But why? Ours are different from humans in some ways remember. Heck, fiber might be bad for us. Remember what happened when you drank that orange juice? You broke out in bright orange splotches. Barry: Yea, but it […]

Rod: Why do you constantly have to insult me? Barry: I don’t do it constantly, but only when I need to. Rod: Which is pretty constant if you ask me. Barry: Whatever. Rod: Which sentient being on that show do you want to meet? Barry: That’s easy! I want to meet the big one with […]

Rod: Man, didn’t you see what it did to those two guys in that movie? Barry: But I thought this would make me more beautiful! Rod: Plastic surgery can’t do that, only a miracle worker! Barry: Like one of those guys on TV on Sunday morning? Rod: Right now, I think you are even beyond […]

Rod: How do you expect me to take it? You look more like Chewie than the Wolfman! Barry: Okay, what did I do wrong? Rod: For one thing, where are your paws? All you did is cover your feet with fur. Barry: I’m doing the next best thing, walking on the balls of my feet. […]

Barry: Watch it, Jelly Belly! Rod: I mean it! Did you see how fast that woman took off after seeing you? Barry: How do you know it wasn’t from seeing you, oh pink one? Rod: You are acting as blind as an Oscar voter. Barry: Okay, explain that one real fast! Rod: You are acting […]

Rod: No, Barry needs a new brain! Barry: <groaning> Why do I need a new brain? Yours isn’t so wonderful right now either. Rod: Why do you say that? Barry: Because you are under the influence of Earth alcohol. Rod: I told you it has no effect on me. Barry: And I told you what […]

Barry: What happened? Rod: Nothing. You just went through the “web” and hit your head against the tree. Thankfully, everything is going to be okay. Barry: Thanks! I was worried I’d hurt myself. Rod: Actually I was talking about the tree. Your hard head didn’t damage it. Barry: Your level of concern is underwhelming. Rod: […]

Rod: Romantic?? Are you out of your mind???? Barry: I think it is very romantic. Rod: There wasn’t a romantic letter in that entire note! Barry: Yes there was and it got me right here! <points to heart> Rod: Did you listen to the note I read to you? Barry: Yes I did. Rod: Did […]

Barry: Gets you right there? I should get you something for between your ears….a BRAIN! Rod: Why do you say that? Barry: You think she stole your wallet and you are sending her a Valentine? That for starters! Rod: But you don’t understand….I’m trying to use Earth Psychology on her. Barry: How do you figure […]

  Rod: Maybe we are doing something wrong. Barry: That’s possible. Let’s run down the checklist. Rod: Okay. Hamburgers, Hot Dogs, Brats…. Barry: Check, check, double check. Rod: Fire is at the proper temperature…. Barry: Verified. Rod: Meat is not being burnt? Barry: Confirmed. Rod: Okay, I’m totally stumped. Barry: I have an idea. The […]