Rant – And Your Host is…
Rod: That was a close one.
Barry: What do you mean?
Rod: I thought you were going to say that you stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
Barry: I can’t say that….
Rod: Thank goodness!
Barry: …..because it wasn’t last night, but a few weeks ago.
Rod: Now, what do you know about being a TV host?
Barry: The same as you! I’ve watched them all in action and studied the way they work.
Rod: Okay, how would you introduce Olivia on the show?
Barry: Olivia Munn, come on down! You are the….
Rod: Barry! We are talking about AOTS, not The Price is Right!!!
Barry: But the hosts of that show are so popular!
Rod: Try again, laser brain.
Barry: Now, Olivia, do you want Door number 1, Door number 2, or Door number 3?
Rod: You are not Wayne Brady and this is not Let’s Make a Deal!!!
Barry: But it does get attention.
Rod: I’m going to regret this, but I have to ask…what is behind the doors?
Barry: Well, you would be behind number 1 and I would be behind number 2.
Rod: And the third door?
Barry: Clones of ourselves as it would be the big deal of the day.