Rant – Party Line
<After a few moments, Rod slams down the phone>
Rod: What a ripoff!
Barry: What do you mean?
Rod: All there are on there is a bunch of guys hunting for chicks and no women on!
Barry: You get what you pay for!
Rod: Don’t rub it in!
Barry: Rod, you have to remember that with humans, sex sells.
Rod: What do you mean?
Barry: Well, companies use images of beautiful women to get people to buy their product.
Rod: Are you talking like one website that uses those images to get you to….
Barry: Stop right there….you know that is a sore subject with me.
Rod: Oops! Sorry about that.
Barry: But you are right, that is exactly what they do.
Rod: I wonder if the characters in Star Trek ever had trouble with dating.
Barry: I’ve got one word for you: Data.
Rod: That’s right! Remember that one episode where he had the relationship with a female crew member?
Barry: Yeah, and he even programmed himself to be disagreeable and fight with her.
Rod: Talk about a DUMB move!!!
Barry: And how!
Rod: However, I can feel for him. I’m so desperate for a date I’ll go to any of 49 states to meet a chick.
Barry: Only 49?
Rod: Yeah. I got a message from Arizona.