Rant – Sesame Street
Rod: Why do you constantly have to insult me?
Barry: I don’t do it constantly, but only when I need to.
Rod: Which is pretty constant if you ask me.
Barry: Whatever.
Rod: Which sentient being on that show do you want to meet?
Barry: That’s easy! I want to meet the big one with the nose like an Earth elephant.
Rod: I figured you’d want to meet the guy with the fangs also.
Barry: After that movie called Dracula the other night? No thanks!
Rod: You know, there are two characters that remind me of us.
Barry: Really?
Rod: Yeah, the two guys who live in the apartment. You know, one of them has the bright yellow duck made out of rubber?
Barry: They really remind you of us? How?
Rod: Yeah! I see us in how they pal around and bust on each other.
Barry: If you compare me to that guy with the duck, you are going to wish you were a rubber ducky.
Rod: But they way he…..
Barry: Don’t go there, as the humans say!
Rod: But Barry, he…
Barry: DON’T GO THERE!
Rod: You know, you are right. You are not like either of them.
Barry: That’s good to know.
Rod: If you went on the show to meet those lifeforms, I know exactly where you could stay and be close to the one like you.
Barry: Where’s that?
Rod: In a garbage can by the green guy that is such a grouch!