Rant – Boobs, They’re Fun
Barry: What do you mean fun? What are their practical use for you?
Rod: What do you mean by that?
Barry: Just what I said. What would be their purpose and fun doesn’t cut it.
Rod: Well, if I fall forward, they would be a great cushion for hitting the ground…
Barry: Till your head went forward and you cracked it…..but who could tell the difference.
Rod: Very funny, fuzzy head!
Barry: Okay, what else?
Rod: If we went on a boat and I got thrown overboard, they would be a great flotation device.
Barry: Wait! You are not thinking!
Rod: What do you mean?
Barry: If you get on a boat, it sails away from land, right?
Rod: Yeah….
Barry: And it sails on what?
Rod: YIPES! Thanks for reminding me.
Barry: Don’t mention it.
Rod: Believe me, I won’t.
Barry: Okay, so you are going to lose the boobs?
Rod: Can I at least keep the hair?
Barry: Only if you let me keep mine.
Rod: Forget that idea, porcupine!