Rant – Blue’s My Color
Barry: What does it matter? She’s broken my heart! <sniffing>
Rod: Get a grip, Barry. We must have made some impression with her!
Barry: How can you say that?
Rod: Periera telling us what he did about painting himself green. He is simply trying to discourage us!
Barry: He didn’t have to! <crying>
Rod: Barry, we still have a chance!
Barry: At what? Being members of a lonely hearts club band?
Rod: We can’t, The Beatles already did that one.
Barry: Ooops! That’s right…sorry.
Rod: I need you to think back. Remember that picture we posed for?
Barry: What picture?
Rod: That picture that the strange human we met at the Las Vegas Star Trek Convention drew of us?
Barry: Oh, that artist guy….Reddick?
Rod: Yeah, the one where he made us look like two of the characters from “Watchmen”.
Barry: Then he called us “Watchgeeks”….I’ve going to have a talk with him about that if I see him again.
Rod: Anyway, how did you get to look like Dr. Manhattan?
Barry: I didn’t. He supplied the color.
Rod: That’s it! We need body color. We’ll get as blue as the folks in Avatar and then Olivia will become putty in our hands.
Barry: But, where are we going to get blue body makeup?
Rod: Barry! We are in a TV studio. What do they have in them?
<Rod points to a door marked “Makeup Dept.>
Barry: Yeah!
<Two very evil laughs are heard as two purple fellows go through that door.>