Rant – Roses Are Red
Barry: Gets you right there? I should get you something for between your ears….a BRAIN!
Rod: Why do you say that?
Barry: You think she stole your wallet and you are sending her a Valentine? That for starters!
Rod: But you don’t understand….I’m trying to use Earth Psychology on her.
Barry: How do you figure that?
Rod: By doing this, I’m appealing to her maternal instincts as a woman to do the right thing.
Barry: Yeah, right. You are doing it because she must have been a beauty.
Rod: She wasn’t just a beauty. She was hot, dude!
Barry: How hot was she?
Rod: Like the guy on late night TV would say it, She is so hot, places that advertise hot food will have to call it Selena food.
Barry: That must be…….Selena? Hmmmm………..Selena…..stolen wallet……….What was she wearing?
Rod: A skin tight jumpsuit, all black.
Barry: This is going from bad to worse…….When the bartender asked if her drink was okay, how did she answer him?
Rod: She said it was Purrrrfect.
Barry: You are right, she probably got your wallet. I hope you didn’t have something in it that you usually keep there.
Rod: What do you mean?
Barry: Your miniaturized emergency communicator that speed dials HER!
Rod: Oh NO! It WAS in there.
Barry: You are in SO much trouble now.
Rod: If she pushes that button and it calls HER, I wonder what will happen.
Barry: Well, I don’t know what will happen to you, but I think I can predict what SHE will say.
Rod: What’s that?
Barry: SHE will tell Selena that she is the first lifeform on this rock that shows her promise!