Rant – We Are Borg
Rod: What do you mean by that remark?
Barry: Because that is how you look, besides ridiculous! All you need is a Borg implant to look almost like the real thing.
Rod: Ridiculous????
Barry: Yeah! No body on this rock wears earbud and a bluetooth at the same time! There isn’t room in their audio receptors for both of them!
Rod: But I assumed that…..
Barry: Rod, remember what earthlings say about those who assume?
Rod: Yeah and don’t go there!
Barry: What are you listening to?
Rod: I’ve been sampling what earthlings call music.
Barry: What they “call” music? I take it you disagree with them?
Rod: Well, it’s different. When earthlings let their pets escape, they seem to sing about it.
Barry: Is that what they meant in their classic, “Who Let The Dogs Out?” I thought they were talking about one of their sports teams.
Rod: And you think I worry you sometimes.
Barry: I’ve got one question for you, Mr. Hip.
Rod: What’s that?
Barry: What are you going to use that phone for when you don’t call anyone on this planet?
Rod: I thought I could fix it up where we could use it to text the Supreme Overlord.
Barry: How do you do that?
Rod: You type in something like this (Types the word Text) and hit send.
Barry: I wonder what she will say.
<The Supreme Overlord looks at a beeping monitor with the word Text on it.>
Supreme Overlord: Text? They must have meant Tax. Okay, I’ll raise their taxes.