Rant – Corny
Barry: You know, you really get into Earth customs.
Rod: Why, thank you, Rod.
Barry: But you keep going overboard when you do!
Rod: Why do you say that?
Barry: These costumes! Look on the TV. You don’t see folks dressing up for their feast with their family!
Rod: You saw the Earth kids wearing them.
Barry: But their educational units were teaching them about the Pilgrims coming to their new home.
Rod: And that is what we are honoring.
Barry: But look at this one, there is a family having Thanksgiving dinner with out costumes.
Rod: Okay, Okay!! I was just trying to get us in the mood.
Barry: I will say that you are in a better mood than you were when you were trying to make the Pumpkin Pie the first time using that recipe from World of Warcraft.
Rod: I told you, I thought since it was in the game, that it was a good recipe.
Barry: But just honey and pumpkin with no crust??? That’s a pudding, not a pie!
Rod: But what about that turkey!
Barry: It looks and smells wonderful. You did a great job! What’s the red stuff?
Rod: That is Cranberry Chutney, made with cranberries and honey.
Barry: Okay…..I see we are having a Pilgrim’s Bounty meal after all. What is that inside the turkey?
Rod: Spice Bread Stuffing.
Barry: All WoW recipes? I wonder where there is a WoW Anonymous meeting. Augh!
Rod: Back on the costumes, you saw on World of Warcraft that they had pilgrims in the game this week. That is another reason I decided to have us dress up.
Barry: Yeah I saw that, but I’m really puzzled about one thing.
Rod: What’s that?
Barry: Where were the Indians?
Rod: I think the designers of the game were trying to keep it simple and avoid a very hard job.
Barry: What was that?
Rod: Have you ever tried to put a Tauren in an Indian costume?