Rant – Close Encounters
Barry: So you would be hard to get?
Rod: Of course! Make them work for an answer!!
Barry: You’re not hard to get.
Rod: What do you mean by that crack?
Barry: All it takes is a female just appearing like she’s interested and you are beside her at warp speed!
Rod: Am not!
Barry: Yes you are!
Rod: Am not!!
Barry: Remember the bar last night?
Rod: Oh……..forgot.
Barry: Well, then.
Rod: Okay, wiseguy. If you heard the five tones in Close Encounter on your ship’s radio, what would you do?
Barry: That’s easy! I’d send this message: “Love the tune. Please send more.”
Rod: You’re just as easy as the aliens in the movie!
Barry: Rod, in our line of work, you have to be. When you get an invite, you head there fast!
Rod: Because you are easy…
Barry: No, because if we don’t, SHE will not be easy with us!
Rod: I wonder if she answers on the first ring?
Barry: I don’t want to find out.
Rod: I do! Let’s find out if she is easy. Call her and see what happens.
Barry: Remember the last time she got upset?
Rod: She won’t get upset this time. I’ll turn on the charm.
Barry: Last time you did, she responded by turning up the harm!
Rod: We’ll be careful this time. <Reaches for the communicator and calls the Supreme Overload>
Barry: You’ll be sorry!
<The first ring starts and the call is answered>
Supreme Overlord: What do you two nerfherders want?
Rod: See, I told you she was easy.
Supreme Overlord: YOU TOLD HIM I’M WHAT?????
Barry: As they say on Earth, I’ll send flowers.